Dear Rentapal
our cousin has no friends and has recently been dumped. He has resulted to talking to cactuses and often looks to the sky in confusion, and seems to be in search of answers. we are very concerned with his behavior, and lack of social skills. can you help him for our sake?Mort
Dear Mort,
Perhaps your cousin is doing more with cacti than just talking!
http://psychoactives.wikia.com/wiki/Psychedelic_Cacti
Dude, I feel like I'm on mushrooms reading this blog! Either that or I need to take some mushrooms to come back from this weird friggin universe you created :-) btw, check out erowid.org for the real scoop on mushrooms. keep on rollin bro cause I am ROLF!
ReplyDeleteShamans talk to cactuses, plants and animals. They say that every living thing has a spirit that can guide us in some way.
ReplyDeleteWell, all joking aside, this could be a more serious situation. What if this person has a real psychiatric problem?
ReplyDeleteI need something psychedelic after checking out this bizarre website :-)
ReplyDeletewtf? roflmao!
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