Talking cactus?

Dear Rentapal

our cousin has no friends and has recently been dumped. He has resulted to talking to cactuses and often looks to the sky in confusion, and seems to be in search of answers. we are very concerned with his behavior, and lack of social skills. can you help him for our sake?
Mort

Dear Mort,
Perhaps your cousin is doing more with cacti than just talking!
http://psychoactives.wikia.com/wiki/Psychedelic_Cacti