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dear rent a pal,
i try so hard to get my lady friends to like me but it they just wont LOVE ME. theres one named kestrel who i just want to take into my room and take all her clothes off and give her a sunset rubdown with whipcream but she wont let me. what advice do you have for me.
Dear Farren
Maybe Kestrel doesn't like whip cream, maybe she is just not into you. Stop trying so hard and stop buying whip cream. Find some new hobbies and you can meet women who share the same interests as youl.
Your pal
Paul
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