I need friends for clubbing

dear rentapal:

i always have problems finding someone to accompany me when i go out to lounges, clubs, bars, etc. as a female, i just can't do it alone! how can i find a female friend willing to accompany me almost every weekend night like this?
Jennifer

Dear Jennifer
Is clubbing all that you do? Most people find friends to socialize with via other activities such as school, work, community groups, etc. Maybe you should reduce the number of nights you spend clubbing and spend a little time doing other activities. That way, you'll find friends to socialize with and become a more interesting person in the process.

Bowl cuts: are they in or out?

Hi there rentapal,

we need to find ourselves some hot men, like yourself!! we are considering a change of appearance in the form of a hair cut... in particular a 'bowl-cut'. What are your views rentapal?

from the 2 fun loving and hair challenged aussie chicks
xxx

Dear fun loving Aussie chicks,
Sorry to tell you that unless your heads are shaped like a collection of fruits, bowl-cuts are definitely out. Indeed, they were never in, no matter how many people had them. For help in finding the right haircut, try this site - http://www.thehairstyler.com/

I hate my inlaws

Dear Rentapal
Hi I was just wondering what you thought about in laws? I hate mine and I have a hard time dealing with them, some times I hate them!
Pam

Dear Pam,
In general, I'd say that dealing with in-laws is better than dealing with outlaws. However, if your in-laws also happen to be outlaws then I'd suggest keeping a close eye on your wallet.
Your pal
Paul

Alone on a trip

Dear Rentapal
I am going to L.A on April 10th to hang out with my friends. My girl friend and I planned this trip together, however she broke up with me on last Monday. Now I do not have anyone to go with. Iam open to any gender
Sanjay

Dear Sanjay
Since you are "open to any gender" you should find plenty of options in Los Angeles. bon voyage!
Your pal,
Paul

Should I wait?

Dear Rentapal

I'm in love with a woman whom I know is not in love with me. She's seeing other guys, but says I should wait, because she does like me and one day she might come around. Watcha think rentapal.

Dear Aaron
Forget about her and move on. She is just teasing you. Besides, one-way love is not healthy love.
Your pal,.
Paul

women don't love me

dear rent a pal,
i try so hard to get my lady friends to like me but it they just wont LOVE ME. theres one named kestrel who i just want to take into my room and take all her clothes off and give her a sunset rubdown with whipcream but she wont let me. what advice do you have for me.

Dear Farren
Maybe Kestrel doesn't like whip cream, maybe she is just not into you. Stop trying so hard and stop buying whip cream. Find some new hobbies and you can meet women who share the same interests as youl.
Your pal
Paul

DEAR RENTAPAL - is my wife a lesbian?...
My wife and I went out to a nightclub last week. I was talking with some people and when I went to look for my wife, I found her kissing another girl on the dance floor! She told me that they were just hugging and not kissing, but I know what I saw. The next day, she told me that she was just too drunk and didn't know what she was doing. What advice can you give me?
Pete

Dear Pete
Get back to the nightclub as soon as possible, buy your wife lots of drinks and hope that you get invited to the party.
Your Pal,
Paul